Mar 20, 2013

Some Funny comments

Some Funny comments front
Have you ever read some really stupid and funny comments on a website? Here are some comments which will prove that even comment spammers have a funny bone. Some workaholics get up early in the morning to comment some sh** at someone else’s blog. Some even go to the extent of writing a larger article in the comment box than the original one itself!
One thing you could do is to remove such comments if it brings negative energy to your blog, But if you're worried about link juice passing from your blog to the spammer's blog, or google penalising YOU for spam comments, The best way to add a NoFollow attribute to your comments section, which I have done and the spammers don't seem to know it yet.

So here are some examples with some musings from Mohit Jain.

The guy comments on 7 in the morning, the time amazes me because, not many friends of mine get up before 9:00 in the morning. Such type of spammer often creates unsolicited sentences with meanings so deep that you’ll drown trying to figure it out. Also not to mention occasional jibber-jabbers followed by an obvious link.

Such type of spammer often creates unsolicited sentences

The following comment was observed in the article Faults in your SEO and how to rectify them, which is one of the most popular ones on codemakit. But the “wicked” comments will still prevail. The generic comments usually work on every second website. Such spammers always get through the blogger’s comment filters unabated, that is because of the originality and detail that they present. Want to know about my suggestion? Use that creative mind of yours to whip-up some new content please.

Use that creative mind of yours to whip-up some new content please.

A recent post "Potato Blogger and Lazy Blogger Syndrome" highlighting the differences between a potato blogger and a lazy blogger was hit with an off-topic comment. This one even showed some emotions. Or that might have been a result of lack of sleep. This insomniac woke up at 4 in the morning, just to remind the author, that he has some problems with the comment interface, rest assured, he has started a great blog.

 This insomniac woke up at 4 in the morning, just to remind the author, that he has some problems with the comment interface,

Another comment spammer has gone to Himalayan heights in promoting his web page. Though codemakit is a web development and design website, this anonymous spammer has poured his heart out gargling about a battery.

 anonymous spammer has poured his heart out gargling about a battery.

Not all spammers are evil, some are pushed and some are ignorant about the good and bad practices of SEO.  Now, not everyone has perfect English but that doesn't stop them from malpractices, resulting in penalty. Another thing you must remember about comment link spammers is they always speak so well about your website. So much sweetness is the cause for diabetes in many urban bloggers.

So much sweetness is the cause for diabetes in many urban bloggers.

The following comment was approved for the article, “Things you should know before applying for a creative commons license to your blog” He says, the post cannot be written any better, well guess what, I can still think of 10 odd ways the post can be altered and amended. What strikes further is the connection between Creative commons licenses and dating advice for guys.

connection between Creative commons licenses and dating advice for guys.

Another post on creative commons, about “Which Creative commons license would suite your website”, a spammer spent atleast 10 minutes of his evil time, to write something profound and interesting. Such comments always relieve the author of the burden of his website, why? Because, such comments are a classic example of train of thought which takes the reader through anything and everything.

classic example of train of thought which takes the reader through anything and everything.

These were some
funny comments mohitchar